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screwsociety:

you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs

i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time

(via lizard-to-the-wizard)

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slythermint:

leon’s just like “yep okay i’ll take that no it’s cool i can pour it myself it’s fine”

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always-tickle-a-sleeping-dragon:

crrocs:

Imagine if your follower count turned into money

I’d finally be able to afford a Freddo

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marcoslefthalf:

you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever

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georgeofoldvalyria:

super-who-locked-in:

cadburycreamcoolator:

let-it-fucking-be:

cadburycreamcoolator:

american people who use british slang

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We just want to be one of you and watch BBC on the telly and drink tea and ride the trolley :)

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ive never in my 15 years of british living heard the expression “ride the trolley”

do Americans realise that there are more TV channels than just the BBC or

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kldzbop:

tiqhtly:

kldzbop:

hey what do horses eat read the first letter

horses eat h?????

fuck

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theaverageeguy:

clairebearhug:

magical-ginger:

deepfriedtwinkie:

archatlas:

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I wasn’t gonna reblog it but then the tiny grass was dreaming

I dunno how you top that

soup for sluts

fuck the duck until it exploded

Fresh crap mmm

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saygoodbyeandjustflyaway:

rakeeshsorrel:

megustamemes:

[TL;DR of your country’s history] [maps via think0]

I can vouch that the History of Canada is entirely 100% accurate.

RUSSIA!!!!

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shiningxiche:

Loki’s smiles in Thor / The Avengers / Thor: The Dark World

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