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overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

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misery-and-demons:

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shortversion-notdeaded:

welcome to australia where our national anthem was almost a song about a guy stealing a sheep but committing suicide before the police caught him

we could have had it all

I love this because it’s actually true

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16andratchet:

Has anyone even won a giveaway on tumblr tbh

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this is the most important gif on the INTERNET

this is the most important gif on the INTERNET

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I was watching pokémon anime earlier today and some dude in charge of a pokémon league admissions exam was using a graveller in battle and said that electric moves were ineffective against rock pokémon

I’ll repeat myself

some dude

in charge of a pokémon league admissions exam

said that electric moves were inneffective against rock pokémon

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ironchancellorbismarck:

mechcanuck:

slumberblues:

siphersaysstuff:

WHY WAS THIS NOT IN THE FINAL CUT.

Or even the Special Editions. This is GREAT.

C3PO YOU F*CKER

I have a new favorite Star Wars moment.

I love how the guy who opened the door is just like “it’s too late he was a dick any way no one will miss him I’ll just close this door”

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deepfriedfeminism:

when a majority like white/cis/straight people complain about “reverse oppression” it’s like thrashing around in the shallow end of a pool with floaties on screaming that you’re drowning when all you gotta do is stand up and walk out meanwhile the rest of us can barely tread water out in the deep end but nobody notices since the lifeguard is tryna save your whiny ass

Actually, it’s more like being sat in the shallow end whilst someone from the deep end tries to force your head under the water and drown you to give you a taste of what it’s like for them, except you are wearing armbands and there are legions of lifeguards trying to save you and fight the attacker off. So the murder attempt is unsuccessful but still, y’know, completely out of order.

There is no excuse for prejudice against anybody. Of course ‘non-privileged’ people need far more help than they receive, but that does not justify hatred against the ‘privileged’ groups.  

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