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"My favourite thing was a bunch of people made a giant sign that said ‘How am I going to be an octopus about this?’ and held it up during Pompeii at all the right times and it distracted me enough to sing “octopus” instead by accident."

- Dan Smith [x] (via bastillewtf)

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if you sit on people’s shoulders at concerts and block the view then I will sit on your head

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  • me: [watches five hour-long episodes of a tv show in a row]
  • friend: [sends me a link to an eight minute youtube video]
  • me: what the fuck i dont have time for this
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mikelotic:

Yaaaaaas bitch you brush that cabbage

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bored-no-more:

Ultimate proof that cats are smart !!! more smart cats«

Cat intelligence is actually a pretty interesting topic in that the majority of studies on the subject basically have to end in the conclusion "we just don’t know" because cats are among the most uncooperative research subjects of all time. We know a great deal of cat sight, having used cats as the archetype for a vision-focused vertebrate/mammal, but we still know very little about what really goes on inside the cat mind.

kiarasnaps

Homeboy moved that ottoman like it was nothing.

My cat Stitch wasn’t what you’d call smart, but he certainly had some level of reasoning. He worked out that my family and I were more likely to stand up to let him out of the door than we were to feed him (he NEVER stopped asking for food, seriously), so he used to go to the patio door, tap at it, and then run to the kitchen, as though we’d think that, seeing as we were up, we might as well feed him. It never worked, but I was surprised at the thoroughness of his plans. 

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zlall:

"i don’t like one direction. they’re so gay," i say. my fellow single heterosexual bros erupt in applause. i receive 50 Man points and level up to become the Manliest of Men. i’m so original and creative. what a sick burn.

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The opening nightmare (x)

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Denying the drugs (x)

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Anderson checking for the truth (x)

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The Mind palace stairs (x)

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The Mind palace hallway (x)

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"You can Imagine the Christmas Dinners" (x)

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"I’m a high functioning sociopath. Do Your research" (x)

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What they are willing to do to save the other (x)

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The first and final handshake (x)

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